Remember... Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body- but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "holy s***...what a ride!" ----->Don't let your tombstone read: Died at 30- Buried at 80.
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Al-Gebra Leader Apprehended at JFK Airport in NYC (joke)
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, the U.S. attorney general, Eric Holder, said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," the attorney general said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, Vice-President Biden said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes!!!"
At a morning press conference, the U.S. attorney general, Eric Holder, said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," the attorney general said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, Vice-President Biden said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes!!!"
Saturday, March 20, 2010
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010
The cost of your daily caffeine
How Much Caffeine Costs
- No Doz (0.0008 cents per mg)
- Tetley's Black Tea (0.0011 cents per mg
- Excedrin Extra Strength (0.0015 cents per mg)
- Starbucks Grande Coffee (0.0056 cents per mg)
- Starbucks Grande Iced Coffee (w/o Ice) 0.0059 cents per mg)
- Mountain Dew (0.0090 cents per mg)
- Starbucks Grande Iced Coffee (w/ Ice) (0.0097 cents per mg)
- Diet Coke/Tab (Tie) (0.0104 cents per mg)
- Dr. Pepper (0.0111 cents per mg
- Midol Maximum Strength (0.0113 cents per mg)
- Sunkist Orange Soda (0.0116 cents per mg)
- Pepsi (0.0129 cents per mg)
- Starbucks Double Espresso (0.013 cents per mg)
- Coke (0.0140 cents per mg)
- Monster Energy Drink (0.0149 cents per mg)
- Full Throttle Energy Drink (0.0159 cents per mg)
- A & W Cream Soda (0.0169 cents per mg)
- Starbucks Grande Latte/Single Espresso (Tie) (0.0200 cents per mg)
- Barq's Rootbeer (0.0213 cents per mg)
- Starbucks Grande Tazo Chai Tea Latte (0.0355 cents per mg)
- Rockstar Energy Drink (0.0374 cents per mg)
- Snapple Iced Tea (0.07 cents per mg)
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
Breaking News from the Mitten State:
Dead: Only Known Wolverine
By Jeff Kart | The Bay City Times
March 15, 2010, 8:01AM
Courtesy Steve NobleMichigan's only known wolverine has been found dead along a trail in Sanilac County.The animal, a female, was found by hikers on Saturday, said Arnie Karr, a wildlife biologist for the Michigan Department of Natural Resources and Environment.
"There's no visible indications of the cause of death," Karr said this morning.
http://www.mlive.com/environment/index.ssf/2010/03/thumb_wolverine_dead_michigan.html
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Whatza trillion dollars look like?
Here's a link that shows exactly what a trillion dollars looks like compared to the average American. You'll find it interesting and at the same time maddening just how our elected leaders toss that kind of $$$ around- like they are nickels and dimes.
http://sta.rtup.biz/profiles/blogs/what-does-a-trillion-dollars
for those not wanting to click the link here it is. A man is standing to the left of the (stacked $100 bills) trillion dollars... the pallets are double stacked.
Friday, March 12, 2010
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69- Fungus Amongus
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