Have you ever wondered what you'd utter to say... Abraham Lincoln... if he came walking up your front porch?
Here are seven people and the question I would ask them if they appeared at the front door.
1. Moses... 'So... does God sound like James Earl Jones?'
2. Pandora... 'What's in the box?'
3. Albert Einstein... 'Did you eat a lot of fish and what did you study in school to get so smart?'
4. Nicole Brown Simpson.... 'O.J. did it, didn't he?'
5. Christopher Columbus... 'Tell me honestly Chris- were you worried you were going to sail off the edge of the world and how did you keep your crew from mutiny-ing?'
6. Saddam Hussein... 'Where did you put those weapons of mass destruction?'
7. Gilligan... 'Ginger or Marrianne?'
Obviously mine are a little funny- butb think about it. Who would you want to ask a question of?
Remember... Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body- but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "holy s***...what a ride!" ----->Don't let your tombstone read: Died at 30- Buried at 80.
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