You know it's going to be a bad week when:
1- You tear a tendon in your finger pulling on a pair of socks.
2- Your older laptop computer develops a bad keyboard.
3- Your desktop computer fails to boot up.
4- Your wife's van has major problems and is in the shop twice in two weeks.
5- Your kid brings home a less than great report card.
6- You watch as 74 year old, John McCain wins the Florida Republican primary.
7- You develop a mucocele on your lip by biting it while sleeping.
8- Your neck hurts.
9- Your W-2 forms are screwed up.
10- You nearly lose your 60,000 word novel into the Ethernet!
And how was your week?
Remember... Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body- but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "holy s***...what a ride!" ----->Don't let your tombstone read: Died at 30- Buried at 80.
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