April Fool's

Ten News Flashes on April 1:

1- Recount Vote is in: McCain won the election and is really our President.
2- Lions picked to win Super Bowl in 2009.
3- Recession fears are nothing but a medias hoax.
4- Documents found: Al Gore really did invent the Internet.
5- Elvis sighting: He's a prisoner in Gitmo.
6- Movie " Godfather 4" is being filmed.
7- Gary, Indiana voted #1 U.S. tourist destination.
8- Alien base found on dark side of the moon.
9- Dinosaurs believed to have invented fire- smoking tobacco (not asteroid) caused their extinction.
10- Ellen Degeneres secretly wears dresses.