246- Three Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the unknown fault line they discovered after last weeks earthquake in Washington DC?

A: they figured to they should name it "Obama's Fault".... but the White House called and said no, no, no ... it was all Bush's Fault!

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Q: Do you know what the difference is between in-laws and out-laws?

A: Out laws are wanted.

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Wisdom: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose.... but you can't pick your friend's nose.